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Saturday Night Live’ Mocks Kristi Noem’s Exit From DHS in Cold Open Sketch

Saturday Night Live opened its latest episode with a political satire sketch targeting the recent departure of former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem from the administration of Donald Trump.

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open, cast member Ashley Padilla portrayed Noem in a mock press conference announcing her departure. The character joked, “I just want to make it clear that I didn’t get fired. I self-deported,” a line that drew laughter from the studio audience.

The sketch also included several references to controversies associated with Noem, including a widely discussed anecdote from her 2024 memoir involving a family dog. The scripted version of Noem joked about having “no regrets” about her time leading the United States Department of Homeland Security.

During the segment, the fictionalized Noem character also referenced how the dismissal was announced via Truth Social, the social media platform used by Trump. In the sketch, the president humorously “reassigned” her to a fictional diplomatic role.

The cold open began with Colin Jost portraying Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, delivering a comedic explanation of U.S. tensions with Iran. In the sketch, Jost’s Hegseth compared the geopolitical situation to a “situationship,” using exaggerated analogies to poke fun at how conflicts are sometimes described in political rhetoric.

“SNL,” known for its long tradition of political satire, frequently features sketches that parody current political events and public figures across the political spectrum.

The episode’s opening segment quickly circulated on social media after broadcast, adding to ongoing public debate surrounding Noem’s departure and broader developments within the administration.

 
 

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